Work long hours? Need a paw who won’t miss you every second of the day? Meet eight super low-maintenance doggos grouped by pet pawrent experience level:

For Beginner Pet Pawrents:

  • Breed: French Bulldog
  • Characteristics: Portable couch potato.
  • Best for: First time pet pawrents, city dwellers, and families.

  • Breed: Basset Hound
  • Characteristics: Naptime-lovin’, people-lovin’ couch potato.
  • Best for: City or apartment dwellers. And families!

  • Breed: Boston Terrier
  • Characteristics: These runts are super playful, but don’t need super long walks. Chill AF.
  • Best for: First time pawrents, families with other doggos, and tiny hoomans (a.k.a. hooman kids).

For Intermediate Pet Pawrents:

  • Breed: Chihuahua
  • Characteristics: Teeny, super portable, and long-livin.’ But can be super yappy, especially with small children. Legally Blonde vibes.
  • Best for: Adult apartment dwellers (who don’t have irritable neighbors).


For Advanced Pet Pawrents:

  • Breed: Chow Chow
  • Characteristics: Very chill. Loves alone time, not doing anything, and not barking.
  • Best for: Adults and super patient trainers. Pawrents need to socialize them with other doggos! #MajorKey

  • Breed: Shar Pei
  • Characteristics: Calm, confident, non-vocal, couch potato.
  • Best for: Apartment dwellers and alpha hoomans.

  • Breed: Shiba Inu
  • Characteristics: High energy, easily trained, and very OK with alone time.
  • Best for: Active hoomans who love swinging by the park for some play time.

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